THE HORRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT MR K:


 

NAME: Christian Keßler
BORN: 08.08.68
IN: Bremen
HEIGHT: 187 cm
WEIGHT: 85-90 kg
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Blue
FAVORITE COLOR: Green (as in How Green Was My Valley...)
FAVORITE COLOR (CLOTHES): Blacker than the Raven Wings of Midnight
FAVORITE ANIMALS: Cats, penguins
FAVORITE AUTHORS: Kurt Vonnegut jr., Edgar Allan Poe, James Ellroy, H.P. Lovecraft, Oscar Wilde, Julian Barnes, Douglas Adams, Tennessee Williams
FAVORITE MOVIE: "It´s a Wonderful Life" by Frank Capra
FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE: "The Innocents" by Jack Clayton
FAVORITE ACTORS: Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, Peter Sellers, Laurel + Hardy, Jeanne Moreau, Totò
ACTRESS I WOULD MOST URGENTLY LIKE TO SLEEP WITH: The young Claudia Cardinale
FAVORITE DIRECTORS: Alfred Hitchcock, Claude Chabrol, Peter Greenaway, Federico Fellini, Dario Argento, Abel Ferrara
BEST GERMAN DIRECTOR IN THE HERE + NOW: Tom Tykwer - who else is there?

IDOLS:

Donald Duck + the inhabitants of Duckville (Fuck the silly Mouse!)
Laurel + Hardy
Frank Zappa
Max Goldt
Maurizio Merli
Patrick Bateman
Margot Mondgestein
Kilgore Trout
Jello Biafra
The funny little people of Greenland
Blue-footed boobies
The amazing elk
The mighty moose
...and several others who have just slipped my mind!

(I just remember this very fascinating spaghetti western by master director Gianni Crea: There is a sequence in a sheriff´s office where we can see a gigantic Wanted poster. The poster contains the word "Wanted!!!" in huge letters. Also, we can see the sum "$5000!!!" Nothing else - no name, no picture. That´s about how I view life and mankind in general...)

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